Wednesday, July 19, 2017

The Last of Ida Mufferbids

On Ida Mufferbids' last day, her replacement, Prye Zufferbids, arrived to see her off. At first, Ida was mad at Prye. Then, Uvall Overbid came in and said that this was all the fault of the big game-show people and Prye was merely selected, having no knowledge of anything other than entertaining audiences, which made her so desirable as a replacement. But not quite in so many words: In fact, she only said, "Shut up, Ida" due to hating Mufferbids' guts. Drew tried to "erase the 'Bids", but he pissed his pants when calling for that, which made them start gagging from the odor and go after him instead of each other. When he was removed, Ida, Prye, and Uvall returned to their instincts somehow (maybe all that gagging had cleared their minds) and entertained each other right  next to Big Wheel. It was a true Showcase. Too bad Drew didn't get to see it, mainly because of his habits.


UPDATE: Drew did get to purchase Ida's services for a discount that day. And Ida did give Prye advice over the next five years. And Ida was mad for no reason, as it was she who said she wanted to retire after Bob left the show, but decided to stay on for one more season.

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  1. Drew did get to purchase Ida's services for a discount that day. And Ida did give Prye advice over the next five years. And Ida was mad for no reason, as it was she who said she wanted to retire after Bob left the show, but decided to stay on for one more season.

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